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Goodbye Tumblr!

All things must come to an end, right? I have been on this site for about 4 years and it has been a lot of fun sharing my life with you guys. But this blog is a shell of its former self, and it’s just too much work/time to bring it back to its former glory. 

My resolution for the new year is to use up my free time wisely, Create the everything I’ve promised to create, and do everything I’ve promised to do. 

So here’s to 2014 guys! I’ll miss all of you. 

(And who knows - Maybe I’ll turn up somewhere on this site in the future!)

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I just started watching Orange is the New Black. I’m a couple months behind, but in Netflix time that’s like 4 years. 

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Between last week’s vacation and Xmas, I feel like I’m in a friggin’ time warp. It’s only 8:45 PM, but it feels like it 2:00 AM. And everything that happened over the past two weeks feels “out of order.” For example, I went to the movies last Wednesday, but it feels like I went a couple days ago. And shit that I did on Monday, feels like it happened months ago. 

Don’t really know how to explain that.

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blusherlock replied to your photo:It’s a sub, you idiots!
Hoagie….

Hoagie? HOAGIE?! That doesn’t even make any sense! 

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I didn’t notice how noisy my room was until just now. That fish tank bubbling is going to drive me crazy. 

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It’s a sub, you idiots!
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It’s a sub, you idiots!

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socialllama:

now lets play Am I Allowed To Eat This Or Is It For Christmas?

Usually there are notes on what we can’t eat/drink yet. But last night my brother and I drank “the Xmas beer.” Oops. 

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Here’s Leela showing off her new skill. Look at that focus.
If the treat is too small, she goes cross-eyed trying to see it.
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Here’s Leela showing off her new skill. Look at that focus. 

If the treat is too small, she goes cross-eyed trying to see it. 

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I played DrunkQuest last night.

Holy crap. What a great game!

I backed the expansion “90 Proof Seas” on Kickstarter. The game was delivered earlier this week (along with a some cool extras - the barrel shot glasses are awesome.) We wanted to give the game a test run to make sure that we will be able to play it on Xmas with my cousins. After only 3 rounds, we were gone. I guess the Dogfish 75 Minute IPA was a good choice. That last round I would go to read my cards and they would be upside down. This happened three times. THREE TIMES. 

If you like drinking games and strategic, fantasy card games, you need to get your hands on DrunkQuest. It’s like Magic, but with booze!

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New Record!

I wrapped 3 presents before switching over to gift bags. *High five*

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There is a Duck Dynasty Xmas song. Motherfucker…. 

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getyourassbeat:

it’s problematic that i haven’t posted this every single day since december 1st

Linda. 

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The kid from the “Christmas Shoes” song is part of an elaborate scam. Last year, him and his parents made over $30,000. You just can’t trust people these days. 

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I bought a women’s suit jacket from the thrift store. (I needed something to jazz up my ugly sweater for tonight’s party.) It came with a bonus pill!
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I bought a women’s suit jacket from the thrift store. (I needed something to jazz up my ugly sweater for tonight’s party.) It came with a bonus pill! 

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